Eyes Spies and Lies

I'm currently sitting alone in the physics v-wing. Wired to the internet (although i have wi-fi in the computer). Not impressed that i'm wired to this desk.

In othernews heres the rundown:
School is going well. I went to a party tuesday night at a mens frat house. I drank a gin and tonic that "was meant for the girls". Thats the quote that was thrown around after drinking it. Now either that was the single strongest gin and tonic i've ever had or i got my drink slipped with roofies. Either way i only had to drink another beer after that to feel quite drunk. Moving me quite nicely to wednesday. Wednesday - first day of the new fall term. Hungover i crawled out of my gf's bed and walked the half dozen blocks home to shower and get changed for school. Found out that my ex girlfriend is in 4 of my 5 classes this year. She has the same black MEC back that i have, she has the same stainless steel clipboard i have. Hmm... perhaps i'm just becoming paraniod. Meet from friends afterclass on the first day of school. The following walk home results in me getting stoned and then proceeding to read comics books (i don't even care about) for 3 hrs.

I love being back in school

Thursday isn't even over, i class in the morning, one class at 5pm this evening. I might change that though. Anyway heres the lowdown. i still don't have internet at the house yet although telus says it will be up and running this afternoon. It happens to be a 45min walk home from here so i guess i'll find out the internet situation later this afternoon.

i'm hungry, so i'm going home.

i keep getting weird looks from all the people around me as i type this out. hehehe they don't even have the slightest clue.

one last thing, i've been invited to guest blog on a site about the anti-christ. I posted today. I don't know if it worked to i also saved it to my hard drive. I'll post a link to the blog later (i don't even know the url)

Well kinda back. I've moved into edmonton. Will and Allan have moved in and everything seems well. Will's parents came yesterday from fullerton and took all of out for dead cow and beer. Hmm. Interesting side note: my semen won't taste good for a couple of days because of all the meat i eat yesterday. I don't remember where i read that but i think its true. Not that it matters to any of you or anything.

I'm not exactly at home right now, but i plan on sleeping in my bed as little as i can (hint hint nudge nudge say no more say no more).

yeah,

and thats all

I don't understand why this crazy pop-up banner is appearing on my webpage. So instead i'm going to move the whole show over to another webspace I got my name on over at hostrocket. Fuck you tripod. Ok i don't mean that really. Mostly because i'm not going to ever run into any tripod people in my lifetime.

On top of that my bike got stolen yesterday (rant about it below). Heres some details. And i'm not making this shit up. I got that bike 7 years ago. That bike has been sitting in my garage since then. Always in the same place. I hadn't ridden that bike in 2 years. Then 3 days ago i desided that i was going to take it to school. So i spend a good 2 hours getting that bike road worthy. Putting air in the tires, setting the brakes, aligning the handlebars, i did a lot of work. Then i went to edmonton yesterday afternoon, to buy a new bike lock for my bike. By the time i get back, my bike is gone. You wouldn't believe how pissed off one becomes after having their fucking bike stole while their out buying a goddam bike lock!!!!!. Ok, well i get to take my dad's bike to edmonton. Which was also in the garage with my sisters old bike and my moms old bike.

I'm doing the forth and final move today. Taking the bed, desk and leaving the internet behind. When i will be able to blog again i really don't know.

Once i get the internet set up in the house in edmonton i'll move my site, set up up, make sure everything is working and then start redirecting traffic over there. I know, i know this may mess with the 4 or 5 loyal fans i have and you all may have to update links and bookmarks but i promise to make it all up to you. How? i don't know. I don't like being touched so hugging all of you is out of the question.

Edmonton here i come.

oh one other thing, John i don't hold anything you've said against you. We both think differently, and i totally respect you for standing up for what you believe in. One the other hand i'm glad i'm not american. I don't even have to worry about who my countries next leader is... sometimes its great to be a lazy apathy driven Canadian. Othertimes it's great to get loaded legally at age 18. oh those were the days.

cheers y'all

Ok well looks like a have ads now on this page... i want to get rid of them but i don't know why they just started appearing

On top of that i have this to say:

To the Cock gusseling, no good dog fucking ass pirates that stole my bike this afternoon. May you be stranded all alone on an island, then drown trying to get back to land. If I ever find you i swear you better run fast because i'm going to shove bottle rockets up your ass, i'm so pissed off.

fucking useless humans...

and people wonder why i have the desire to kill people

I get off work at 7am (mst). I get home and turn on the tv. I watch the sports highlights (mostly because i'm jealous). Then i begin channel surfing until i find something to watch. On i regular turn through the channels i noticed NBC showing a picture of the 10 commandments in Alabama, then again on CBS, and finally again on CNN. Only ABC was covering something else (the shuttle final report). Ok so back to CNN. I watched for 30 mins in amazement that some fucking rejects in Alabama actually believe that the 10 commandments belong in full view in a law office/court office (I not totally sure on that). These people complain holding signs like "Mr President its time to show your Christian beliefs".

Why?

Why don't these people believe in the seperation of church and state. I'm a christian, i'm a problem though. Mostly because i believe that we don't need to force our beliefs on others. I believe that because i don't want other religions bombarding me with their beliefs. If i care i'll look it up myself. I like research, i'd do it anyways. Yet these people pray and sue Alabama over this. Neither will do anything.

This is utterly stupid. These people don't understand that there are other people living in their world. Not everyone thinks like you. Not everyone believes that "these are the laws of nature and of nature's God".

I shake my head and go to bed. "Stupidity and blind ignorance will overcome". Those protesters should chant that...

1) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
2) If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-click icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
3) If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
4) When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the micro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom.

i wrote a really really long blog to john, but my computer got cut from internet and i lost it. So later today i might re-write it.

Basically johns really smart, i'm a dumb Canadian (not european!!!!) and i don't like the US fucking around in the world when they have so many problems at home. Thats the jist of it. The real one is coming after i get a good sleep.

I got woken up this evening by the two women that control my life. It could be worse i suppose. I could be single, then there would only by one.

Anyways Allan called me this evening. He's coming on Wednesday. Which means REAL HUMAN CONTACT for the first time is a very very long time. Sorry to all those that i hang with all summer. But I like the company of people with grossy huge iq's. I feel as if i'm learning all the time, just by being around them. So i guess i have to give up my keys to Allan so that he can move in. I'm jealous, but i just tell myself that i'm moving in on friday. So close yet so far far away. I hope all the crap that i have in the house doesn't get to much in the way.

I still don't have a phone up there. Which sucks, no phone means no internet. Which means no human contact. Which isn't that bad actually. I'll just be running to other peoples houses to blog until things settle down. Sean (my friend from dawson creek) is coming on sept 2. He'll make me forget my troubles. At least i hope i'll forget my troubles. School starts next wednesday. I can't wait. Oh i miss the smart.

Ok, well my week has started. My last week in this house. So to celebrate i've gotten the idea that i'm going to sleep and get high every day so that the time passes even faster. That look on my face is called an evil grin...

I haven't heard from Allan since he left for winterpeg. Maybe he'll run into j-lo over there. Anyway he needs keys to the house if we wants any hope in hell to move in. But i have keys and i haven't talk to him. So if allan is reading this. Email me, call me. But only if you want to actually get into the house. If you want to camp out in the garage (which is unlocked) thats cool. I'll be over there friday. Speaking of which, i won't have internet for the first little while (or atleast i'm expecting no internet) so blogs may become infrequent after friday. I apologize to the 2 people that read this that i haven't offended to badly that they hate me. I can't help it, i'm liberal and Canadian. The worst kind of Canadian, assuming of course that there are good kinds of canadians, probably the ones that don't talk but fuck like crazed animals. Its a long cold winter, you wouldn't go outside either...

At work this evening we had the country music station on. And all night i kept wondering what country music would sound like if we could get like "brooks and Dunn" addicted to smack. Oh that'd be funny. Probably music i'd buy too. They'd have a fucking reason to whine then. Unlike now, all "i'm a rich motherfucker but i have to whine and complain and reference god in my songs, because thats all i know". I hate country music. I'm sneaking a cd player into work tomorrow night. Oh its going to be great, white stripes all night. I better learn how to listen the album without singing it out loud. Meh, what are they going to do? Fire me, with 4 more days left. Probably...

I think moving part III is coming tonight. I'm thinking of a clever title for it as i type. Maybe "the guitars and the damage done". No... that sucks, i'll make up a better one. Or it just might be left untitled.

OH and one last thing:

I'd like to thank all the women out there. You girls don't know how happy having to wash my sheets makes me.